One day Mum was out and Dad was in charge of their 3 year old girl, Tiffani. Mum and Dad had given Tiffani a little "tea set" for her birthday and it was one of her favourite toys. Dad was in the living room, engrossed in the evening news, when Tiffani brought Daddy a little cup of "tea", which was just water.
After several cups of tea and lots of praise for such yummy tea, Mum came home. Dad made her wait in the living room to watch Tiffani bring him a cup of tea, because it was "just the cutest thing!" Mum waited and sure enough, Tiffani came down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watched him drink it up.
Mum said (as only a mother would know.....), "did it ever occur to you that the only place she can reach to get water is the toilet?"
Laughter Really is Awesome Medicine!!